The things I did to my girlfriend.
It started with a bra and some Skippy peanut butter…
And then all hell broke loose.
Aww man, the things I can get away with while Jackie is a computer. While she is my computer girlfriend. She get’s all the underwear and peanut butter.
But sadly, none of the cuddles. That is what pen and paper are for.
Also drawn during the bus ride. This was inspired a bit by the lyrics from Light Leaves, Dark See Pt. II by Los Campesinos!
Your hands to your hips now,
(hands to your hips now)
two swan necks,
Curled between pelvis with stretch marks
and shoulders with those
freckle flecks.
Just tried to put my underwear on while still wearing pajama pants.
Herp to the derp, guys. Herp to the Derp.
I’m not sure which is more embarrassing: owning five pairs of “Hello Kitty” underwear or lining up five pairs of “Hello Kitty” underwear on my bedroom floor, taking a picture of them on my phone, and posting it to my blog.
Just so you know, I love to humiliate myself. It’s one of my favorite pastimes.
