Nicely said, dude from my hallway. Nicely said.
(p.s. I’m still here, but I leave for home tomorrow.)
The things I did to my girlfriend.

It started with a bra and some Skippy peanut butter…

And then all hell broke loose.
Aww man, the things I can get away with while Jackie is a computer. While she is my computer girlfriend. She get’s all the underwear and peanut butter.
But sadly, none of the cuddles. That is what pen and paper are for.


My friend found this in one of the lecture halls.
This is almost as funny as finding a piece of paper in high school where a girl was attempting to find the correct spelling of a word but kept misspelling it repeatedly.
Except.
You know.
This is funnier.
And.
SEX!
Sesame Street Aliens Discover Dubstep.
Oh man.
WHAT IS THIS WHAT AM I WATCHING AND LISTENING TO.
DENTAL DAM AND CONDOM AND YEAH
I had to do something with this condom. I wonder how these people will react to finding a condom pinned to their door.


