Yesterday I bought 12 pairs of socks because for some reason I’ve run out of ankle socks. Weird shit happens at college… But out of my excitement, I put on 6 of the 12 pairs. On my feet. Together. I’m weird. 

Surprisingly (actually, no. I don’t even like socks in the first place) not very comfy. 

A new way of living

No underwear. 

No bra. 

Sport hairy legs proudly. 

Let hair be wild. 

Would you rather a. be in a coffin or b. be a taxidermy butler? — How the hell do I come up with these things?

Just Killed a Giant Carton of Goldfish

Not sure how to feel about this…

It’s sort of strange waking up to a paralyzed left arm. 

I wasn’t very nice to my chin. Why do I like blood so much?

I wasn’t very nice to my chin. Why do I like blood so much?

Don’t I look nice?

Aren’t I the sweetest thing ever?

THINK AGAIN!

It’s a little hard to see, but I had a ton of sleep marks across my back this morning from my shirt. 
I have broad shoulders. 

It’s a little hard to see, but I had a ton of sleep marks across my back this morning from my shirt. 

I have broad shoulders. 

Just staring at pictures of my girlfriend on my computer screen and melting. 
Don’t mind me or this mushiness on your dash. 

Just staring at pictures of my girlfriend on my computer screen and melting. 

Don’t mind me or this mushiness on your dash.