It started with a bra and some Skippy peanut butter…

And then all hell broke loose.

Aww man, the things I can get away with while Jackie is a computer. While she is my computer girlfriend. She get’s all the underwear and peanut butter. 

But sadly, none of the cuddles. That is what pen and paper are for. 

A girl in my gym class today was able to skip running a mile because she forgot to wear a bra. Or did she just not want to where one? Or did she do it on purpose because she didn’t want to run a mile under the hot sun? God only knows…

People always joke about my flat-chested-ness, which really doesn’t bother me one bit. I’m actually pretty happy with it. So, when this girl decides or “forgets” to not where a bra to school today, I wondered why I don’t just do the same. In comparison, I obviously lack more in that department than the other girl. And some of the joking around about it contains questions like, “What is this? You don’t have boobs. You don’t need a bra.”. Wouldn’t it just be easy? No straps that like to loosen on you, no under-wire, no… Bra. In general. I mean, for exhibit A we have:

Kim Schifino! Drummer of “Matt and Kim”!

I don’t think I’ve ever scene her with a bra. But the main thing is, I lack the confidence to be chill with it. As much as it would be comfortable and people probably wouldn’t even notice, I’d still feel awkward and “uncomfortable” around fellow bra wearers. Kim obviously doesn’t give two shits about it, but she also stripped naked in the middle of the winter in NYC for a music video…

So, yeh. I just did an entire blog entry on the wearing of bras. That’s not awkward at all…

I guess this issue is somewhat like haram pants. Some people would just look damn stupid, while others could pull it off and feel real confidant about wearing them. I think haram pants would be awkward on me, personally. Just because I would constantly be doing the dance for “You Can’t Touch This.” And that’s awkward in itself…