Listen;

Oh my god I am watching the old lady next door and there was this show about this couple but the guy...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:02:09 -0400

Oh my god I am watching the old lady next door and there was this show about this couple but the guy was quadriplegic and the woman wanted to marry him and at first he was all “Oh but I’m paralyzed. I can’t be a good husband or father” but then he started to warm up to the idea but THEN they got into a car accident and he realized that being paralyzed meant he couldn’t help her. And she was fine but he didn’t want to see her anymore because he didn’t want to disapoint her any more. But then he met a guy that was in a wheelchair and was a father and he was like “y’know what I can do this” so he proposed to her and put the ring on her with his mouth and oh mY GOD.

Look at what popped open this morning. Poppies!

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:24:00 -0400

Look at what popped open this morning. Poppies!

woah there eddy

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400

woah there eddy

Overdid the squats yesterday. Yoga is not going to be fun. Ow.

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:55:55 -0400

Overdid the squats yesterday. Yoga is not going to be fun. Ow.

My brother made Christmas cookies. I already had 6.

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:47:39 -0400

My brother made Christmas cookies.

I already had 6.

I’ve been told I have conventional beauty. I don’t know what that means to me. Or what...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:34:00 -0400

I’ve been told I have conventional beauty.

I don’t know what that means to me. Or what it means about me.

But I don’t think it matters, and I don’t think I care.

Winner winner second dinner

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:25 -0400

Winner winner second dinner

Snagged some free reads for a rainy day.

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:22:49 -0400

Snagged some free reads for a rainy day.

Why is there a bucket of old droids and an envy???

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:48:37 -0400

Why is there a bucket of old droids and an envy???

I forgot I owned this shirt. Yea for festive Adventure Time...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:37:07 -0400

I forgot I owned this shirt. Yea for festive Adventure Time gear!

And now begins my social anxiety of being home and feeling like nobody around me cares that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:16:19 -0400

And now begins my social anxiety of being home and feeling like nobody around me cares that I’m back.

Except my parents.

But also knowing it is my own damn fault for being a really bad communicator with “friends”. Doubting my ability to connect with them again.

Also I’m still in bed and it is 1:20.

Jackie. I’m going to ignore that you did that.

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:37 -0400

Jackie.

I’m going to ignore that you did that.

So, since it's Fetish Friday

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:46:11 -0400

nsfweezy:

Send me a fetish and I’ll answer

No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |

Huh. Why not?

My dad just put the volume up because Big Balls by AC/DC started playing on the radio.

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:06:55 -0400

My dad just put the volume up because Big Balls by AC/DC started playing on the radio.

Poached egg veggie tower. (at Miss Shirley’s Cafe)

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:28:18 -0400

Poached egg veggie tower. (at Miss Shirley’s Cafe)

R-E-S-P-E-E-K

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:37:42 -0400

R-E-S-P-E-E-K

Right now. Summer.

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:44:00 -0400

Right now. Summer.

I wish I was kidding but this is actually what the Stuttgart...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:00:00 -0400

I wish I was kidding but this is actually what the Stuttgart Psalter is about.

interimjawnpiece replied to your post: I keep referring to Charlemagne as Char Char in...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:07:00 -0400

interimjawnpiece replied to your post: I keep referring to Charlemagne as Char Char in my…

charlemagne? more like charlemagnder.

More like Mommy Charlemagne.

edit: Jackie I made a joke about your grandmother laugh already

Also, I was walking past the sculpture garden today after my exam and I noticed there was a new...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:05:00 -0400

Also, I was walking past the sculpture garden today after my exam and I noticed there was a new sculpture and under my breath I sort of said, in this very sweet voice, “Awww. A new baby in the garden.”

Guys. I’m calling large scale metal sculptures “babies”.

~~Guys. I’m talking to myself and saying awkward things in public spaces.~~