Would you rather a. be in a coffin or b. be a taxidermy butler?– How the hell do I come up with these things?
Just Killed a Giant Carton of Goldfish
Not sure how to feel about this…
I think I need to write it down over and over so I remember and actually get it done. Italian Grammar Quiz Monday, as well as Grammar Summary. Italian Written Test Wednesday. Italian Oral Exam Friday. Renaissance/ Baroque class presentation on Tuesday (20 min. with powerpoint) Art History Research Paper due Wednesday (Roughly 10 pages). Re-write of Museum studies paper due Wednesday (6...
I just felt like making a list of the music that I listen to. Tango - Lady Sovereign [for all those orange people] Will Never Marry - Morrissey Crawling by Numbers - Lali Puna Heavenly Peach Banquet - Monkey: Journey to the West (Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett). [Of course I listen to contemporary Chinese operas by the creators of Gorillaz.] Paperback Writer - The...
Is my dad seriously suggesting that I go with my friends to the hotel room he’s booked but won’t be able to use to “have some fun”? AWWWW YEAH
My mom just sent me a picture of kittens
And with the picture she wrote “Check out these kittens” And it’s like “Check ‘em out! Check these kittens out. CHECK OUT THESE KITTENS!” Man. I like kittens. And checking them out.
icantbelieveitsnotbutler asked: Your icon is too fuzzy. Like. I want to dive into a sea of it fuzzy. Stop it.
Anonymous asked: your tumblr is fucked.
videohall: The old woman had me in tears… “WOW… eehhhhhYEEEEAAAH This is. lansdjakfn;lekads
What’s it like to be more naked than I am for once?– Things Rob says to me as I walk to the shower.
Only a little bothered...
Person: OMG I love "Somebody That I Used to Know"!
Me: Isn't Wally great?
I'm Here Sometimes: For the Variety of Gay that is... →
I’m going to respond to some of these in bold. smallgayfancyman: I hate Gianna, so my responses are italicized. afraidofme: 1. Are looks important in a relationship? No. Definitely. I get chills just thinking about the way she looks at me. 2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes. Not money. But life stuff. Do Planets do it lovely? Am I my brother’s keeper? 3. Are you a virgin? ...
jabberwalkie asked: Do you really think that looks don't matter in a relationship? I'm not saying I think that's wrong, but I've never heard that before, and I want to hear why. If you're willing to tell anyway.
It’s funny how I’m getting two different messages from my parents regarding how I should be going about getting over the flu. My mom is all “Go to class! Maybe go to fencing or run. Walk around, go shopping, clean your room. You’re feeling better now so get busy.” My dad, on the other hand, is all “Go easy. Relax. Build up your strength. Take is slow....
For the Variety of Gay that is Small. This is for...
1. Are looks important in a relationship? No. 2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes. Not money. But life stuff. 3. Are you a virgin? No. 4. Are you in a relationship? Yeah. 5. Are you in love? Yes. 6. Are you single this year? No. 7. Can you commit to one person? In most cases. 8. Describe your crush: I don’t have a crush. 9. Describe your perfect mate: I...
I thought of a celebrated canvas Matisse once produced of blue tomatoes....– from Clara T. MacChesney: A Talk with Matisse, 1912. Matisse. You trippin’ and I’m cool with that.
Ambiguity: about war! There is not a cut and paste way of seeing it: the confeds...– Well. My outlines sound very politically correct. Clearly.
UGH BAD DREAM
My roommate tried to kill me. Yeah. That’s sort of frightening. You can imagine how unsettled I felt waking up in the morning and being in the same room with the same roommate. Well, let’s detail the dream. Shall we? I was sleeping in my dream and then woke up facing my roommate. But the beds were pushed together and we swapped beds. She was sleeping, but then she woke up and...
May be the cheesiest Italian composition ever...
Due posti che andavo per vacanze più belle sono in Colorado e in North Carolina. Questi posti sono diversi; una in montagna a una alla spiaggia. Sono andata in Colorado in aereo con miei genitori e mio fratello. Ci siamo andati a trovare la famiglia dello mio padre. Nella Festa del Papà, siamo mangiato con miei zii, mie zie, miei nonni, e miei cugini. Ho visto mia bisnonna chi ha 98 anni! È molto...
Bought Five CDs, $4 Each.
Not sure why, but I was like “Yeah. Music. Yeah.” so I purchased: Talking Heads “Fear of Music” Depeche Mode “The Singles 86>98” (2 discs) Morrissey “Bona Drag” Radiohead “The Bends” and I would have bought a DVD of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” but I only had $20 on me. Anyone have opinions on these albums?
Dan Gilbert gives a TED talk about synthetic happiness. It’s very interesting and I think everyone should watch it.
A Quick Poem For the Month
Take your time, doll. Take your time. Because you’ll learn to love you instead of the hate. And take a breather, darling. Take a breather because your face is a placid pallor of slate blue. Relax, love. Relax. And it will all go. It all goes in time.