August 2011
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It’s my parents’ 23rd Anniversary but, more importantly, today marks the start of Shark Week!
July 2011
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It’s 5:15 in the morning. WoodaWOODA loody woody poody. Doop doop. Shamakama tralalala fala lalala. I leave NC today. That’s sort of sad. That means I have to get my wisdom teeth yanked and I have to fence and I have to get all my college stuff and then I have to leave… Shit. SHIT.
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Day 6 - Thursday, July 28th
1. One word that describes the day: Sandy-Awesome.
2. Weather: Hot, a nice breeze that became pretty windy later on, sunny, not too muggy.
3. Beach: Water: Rough water, choppy with white caps, deeper, warmer, strong sideways current. Sand: Very low tide to very high tide. Soft as usual. Misc: I really like confusing the sand crabs.
4. Food for the Day: Breakfast: Scrambled eggs. ...
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Day 5 - Wednesday, July 27th.
1. One word that describes the day: Slow.
2. Weather: Hazy morning, then really strong sun. Either it’s not as muggy or I’m getting used to it.
3. Beach:
Water: Warmer, not as wavy, clear. Tide came further up significantly. Sand: Flat and went pretty far out. HOT HOT HOT. Misc: Still a bunch of minnows, giant pod of dolphins, mixture of clear jellyfish and red ones, but very...
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Day 4 - Tuesday, July 26th
1. One word that describes the day: Lazy
2. Weather: Hazy for a majority of the time, cleared up after 3. Not as hot.
3. Beach: Water: Larger waves, deeper and higher, still cool. Sand: flecked in places because of rain. Did not burn soles of feet. Misc: Little minnows in large schools.
4. Food for the Day: Breakfast: Nutella on toast. Lunch: Left over chicken and an avocado. Dinner:...
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Day 3 - Monday, July 25
1. One word that describes the day: (I can’t think of a single word really. It was relaxing and fun and enjoyable and delicious and I can’t pick a single outstanding word.)
2. Weather: Sunny, hot, not as muggy, light rain at night.
3. Beach: Water: Cold, small waves, mostly flat. Sand: Ummm, we made a moat! Misc: NO SEA LICE AWWW YEAH. And I saw five jellyfish at most.
4. Food...
prestoginkyo-deactivated2011111 asked: Hysterectomy: Yea/Nay?
Alternately phrased: Is losing your period and getting menopause over with fifteen to twenty years early worth approximately ten thousand dollars?
Alternately phrased: Is losing your period and getting menopause over with fifteen to twenty years early worth approximately ten thousand dollars?
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Day 2 - Sunday, July 24th
1. One word that describes the day: Redemption.
2. Weather: Hazy for some periods, hot and muggy, a breeze moving towards water.
3. Beach: Water: Cold, but refreshing. A lot clearer and able to see to the bottom. Started shallows and tide rose significantly during day. Sand: Hmmm pretty much the same, but I saw more ghost crabs peaking out today. Misc: Barely any jellyfish, therefore less sea...
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Butt Swagger
The perfect wet wipes for your man ass.
Once again, I'm frightened.
The reintroduction of fleeting stability and consistency has consumed my mind, but this time with even greater immediate fear and anxiety.
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Oh, kids...
Me: Good job, Frankie. Let Gigi pee now.
Frankie: Ok, you can stand up.
Me: No, I have to sit down to pee.
Frankie: You don't have a weenie?
Me: Nope.
Frankie: So you only have a butt?
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Day 1 - Saturday, July 23rd
1. One word that describes the day: Tiring.
2. Weather: Muggy and hot, sunny, but hard to get a good grasp of the weather for the entire day because I spend most of it in the car…
3. Beach: (I feel like I’ll never see it.) Water: Cold, shallow for a good amount of distance and slowly get’s deeper, a little murky. Sand: Soft, specked with crab holes, craters made from digging. ...
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I just told my boogies to “Get out of my nose” in a Scottish accent. I’ve been in the car too long. I’m losing my mind and my dad keeps singing to funky music with high pitched vocalists. I have to admit, that’s pretty entertaining.
I leave 4 am tomorrow morning for North Carolina. Every summer, my family spends a week together at the beach in a really beautiful rented house and we eat really good food and have a lot of fun. Last year, I promised to make a drawing or a comic for each day. I did, but I’m not sure where I put it and I never scanned anything so I guess that’s the end of that. This year, I’m...
MY ROOMMATE IS ACTUALLY PRETTY OK
Like, AH!
She’s clumsy.
She disliked the last Harry Potter book (for different reasons than I, but still).
She thinks fencing is cool.
She plans on joining the school GSA as well!
She is a procrastinator that has an interest in Math, Engineering, and French.
Only downside: She likes Twilight. But so do a majority of my friends and I was able to bypass too much conflict with them.
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I got three spam questions,
BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE I’M NAKED!
HAPPY NAKED FRIDAY!
I packed for vacation while naked!
And I tumbled while naked!
And I went on facebook while naked!
And then I felt kind of weird when I looked through an album I’m tagged in and there were also pictures of my ex-girlfriend that I was looking at while naked!
But who gives a flying fuck because...
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Oh Hey! I'm going fencing.
WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’M GONNA DIE.
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My roommate was accepting of my awkwardness!
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Never Have I Ever →
Leave a “Never have I ever…” statement in my ask and then I’ll let you know if my finger is down or not.
There are people working on the gutters outside my window and they are banging shit and I’m sitting in here wondering if they can see me or not but they probably can’t but who knows. UGHHHHHH I NEED TO GET UP AND BLOW MY NOSE.
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The young Korean males in the town over look like little replicas of Shane McCutcheon except for the fact that they are Asian and male. But besides that, it’s more fun imagining they are lanky, boyish lesbians that happen to be Kate Moennig.
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I just sent my roommate the most awkward email ever. She is probably going to request a change because I’m such a weirdo. OH WELL.
Also, why do I keep hoping that my roommate will be a lesbian and then we can start having sex all the time just because I WANT TO HAVE SEX IN COLLEGE. ALL THE TIME.
UGH WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME LUCKILY I DIDN’T SAY THAT IN THE EMAIL BECAUSE THAT WOULD...
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“I’m peeing on your contact so now you can never have it back. MWAHAHAH”
– I’m leaving this without context because the shit I say is funnier like that anyway.
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite (or a few of your favorite) Brand New song(s)?
prestoginkyo-deactivated2011111 asked: How horrible is it that your begging for love gave me a flashback of Bill shagging that chick with the incredibly long eyes?
At the beach, the wind is being tempermental and whippihg sand and my leg-pits are sweating so much that there are drips running down my calves and I had a delicious veggie sandwich with provolone and peppers and mushrooms and eggplants and zucchini and my brother is telling me about the three shih tzu’s at his friends house.
GAH I'M SLEEPY LOVE ME MERRRRR →
I haven’t begged for love in a while. I meant questions or random things shoved in my ask hole. I meant ask box. Yeeeaaaahhhhhh.
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Perceptive Hearing
Every time I turn the sink on, to brush my teeth or wash my hands, I hear the phone ring. And every time I go to the bathroom, my eyes water up. And every time I put my headphones in to watch something on my computer, I hear footsteps ascending the stairs. And every time I wish I was talking to someone, anyone, I hear the familiar “Droid.” but see no flashing light. And sometimes, when...
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My head feels about ready to explode. I really can’t deal with this sinus pain right now. It’s putting me into such a crap mood. I listened to all of “The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me” in the car and despite my throbbing head, I was practically screaming along with the lyrics. Belting out songs is always fun/emotional and it sort of kept my mind off of how tired I was...
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For the last few days, I’ve been blowing my nose constantly because of the crazy congestion I have from this cold. I suppose this stress upon my nose became too much and when I was getting dressed, my nose decided to bleed. Luckily, I didn’t drip on anything important or of value. My nose was really bleeding pretty fast and I didn’t even have time to put a shirt on. I just ran to...
prestoginkyo-deactivated2011111 asked: **How much would you be willing to pay (minimum/maximum) for a handjob?
**This is really important, okay.
**This is really important, okay.
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I’M SO FUCKING TIRED OF ALL THE FUCKING FAKE TUMBLRS THAT KEEP LIKING MY FUCKING SHIT. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT BECAUSE I DON’T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE POINT AND I WANT ACTUAL PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I’M POSTING TO LIKE WHAT I POST. THIS PISSES ME OFF. ALSO, DON’T FOLLOW ME AND YOU WANT A FUCKING FOLLOW BACK. I DON’T WANT YOUR SHIT. I’D...
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The Most GRUELING Colleges →
Aren’t I lucky?
All I’ve eaten so far today is a ricotta puff from the bakery. I didn’t eat before going to the gym. I surely didn’t while doing downward dog and warrior. I definitely wasn’t eating while “water bending”/doing tai chi. I didn’t eat in meditation (but I was extremely relaxed and that was awesome because I’m pretty tense usually). I didn’t wat...
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As we’re eating dinner, we discuss the carpenter ant problem that we’re having in the upstairs bathroom. The bug guy came yesterday and sprayed some stuff into their nest and apparently that they should be dead in about seven days. Today was like the zombie carpenter ant apocalypse. They are all over the fucking place. There are about 20 on my floor, I keep finding them in my bed, they...
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I didn’t sleep well last night. I got into bed and turned the light off and then all these images started flashing around my head. This restlessness and these thoughts would not let me be. The thing is, I liked what my mind created. I liked what was imagined. What made this inability to sleep frustrating was the way in which the thoughts did more harm than good. Maybe too good, I suppose....
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prestoginkyo-deactivated2011111 asked: Your "liked" page is my daily art history review. JSYK
