June 2011
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I’m putting together a video now. You will all be frightened/turned on/amused/helplessly unable to escape/very disappointed in me.
But I don’t care because I was bored and wanted to make a video.
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Just so you know...
I really like corn on the cob. I really do.
My mom made corn on the cob tonight.
You can imagine how I reacted.
At first it was too hot to eat and I was freaking out because I wanted that corn bad but all I could do was yell about how much I loved corn, half bite into it, yell about how hot it was, and continue yelling about how I love corn.
Once it cooled down, I ate that corn while still...
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I’m going to be Eden Wood for Halloween. This idea just popped into my mind and I think it’s hilarious.
Then again, she looks pretty drag queen and I’m up for that any day.
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“yu are not a looser yur too sweet yuh r a very sweet kid i miss yuh”
– What’s a “looser’? What’s a “yuh”? What’s a period? What’s capitalization? What’s wrong with you?
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This is what I get for trying to get out of my...
Me: Yoyo, you free tomorrow?
Felicia: No, I'm not sorry :(
Me: lololololol
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What is that wonder in how you can sit with a phone against your ear and listen to silence? Maybe it is the comfort of knowing that it is their silence that you are able to experience. I often wonder about the cadences of a person’s behavior without my presence. I’ve felt that overwhelming contentment and warmth when sitting in the quietness of another on the phone. They feel closer,...
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Friday, June 17th
Seeing clouds is like seeing the ocean. Water vapor and liquid water are sort of the same in that way. Why white? I’ve yet to discover that. The clouds appear pretty flat from here.
So I keep finding myself sputtering in and out of sleep. Then I was like “Hey. I don’t need sleep. It only leaves me with a sore neck and funky finger joints, y’know? Not worth it.”...
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I was writing in my notebook when I looked down at my pen and saw that it read
A Night of Hope with Joel Osteen www.joelosteen.com
I didn’t know they gave away pens at those kinds of functions.
Also, would you like to join the Pen 15 club? It’s the coolest.
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Mom: Her husband had cancer. Her brother died in 9 11.
Pat: Of cancer?
I laugh uncontrollably but feel bad because these are no laughing matters but my brother timed that so well.
Ok, so first off True Blood was pretty great and now Tara has this really cute girlfriend and Eric Northman is still sexy awesome creepy sexy.
Then me and Sal stayed up until 2:40 while he put makeup on to show me. Before that, we had talked about spirits and seeing int the future and why people fear things and how fame is constructed to destroy people. Oh, and he is also a fan of...
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I wrote a crappy song this morning. Maybe I'll...
Kristi wakes up after flying for hours. She soared between clouds and treetops with the help of her cosmic powers. She hasn’t found her land legs yet as she stumbles out of bed. Removing all her clothing, she looks at her self from toe to head.
Kristi finds most parts of her beautiful, but not so much for others. A hand runs down her sleepy skin and she wonders if someone could love her.
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I’m watching “If You Really Knew Me” on LOGO and then I started crying all over the place. kwjechru.j,fnsdejerb There was this one guy sobbing, the heels of his hands buried in his wet eye sockets, his face red and hunched shoulders moved by every gasp, and then this other guy turned to him swiftly and gave him this really tight, shaky hug and that kind of put me over the edge.
Delays for our flight back home. Looks like we’ll be returning at about two in the morning. That’s cool.
Lavender cupcakes with honey lemon icing are quite good. Hell, most cupcakes are awesome.
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Sitting in the car in my underwear. Smell like shit. I don’t mix will with ATVs. Off to see beer getting made.
I just passed a sign advertising “Two pc. and a biscuit” and the first thing that comes to mind is Mystique from Rupaul’s Drag Race. Do those splits, girl!
“She doesn’t know that I’ve left my urge in the icebox.”
– “Leif Erikson” - Interpol
The more I write by cell phone screen light, the worse I feel. Writing things out is usually a way to get some weight off my chest but what I have there can’t just be stuffed away on lined paper with a black inked ball point. I feel shitty, I’m restless, my nose is stuffed and my lips chapped, and this top bunk is really hot. I don’t know what to do with myself at the moment....
Fuck it. These feelings are inconvenient and the future is inevitable. Fuck it.
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Went in the hot tub outside in the cold, took a shower while sitting the entire time, and then stole half my mom’s cosmo. Yeah. Rafting tomorrow should be fun; the snow melt should make the water freezing and pretty rough. The part of the river we originally were going to be on was closed because it was too hazardous, so you can imagine how the snow melt is making the river.
How is your...
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caseycoleman asked: if you had a talk show who would your first guest be? what channel would you be on? would your show air in the morning, afternoon, or late night?
My great grandmother in Colorado is hilarious. She sort of remembered me, but she is mad sassy. Also, my cousin Christa reminds me a lot of Kristin from everyoneisgay. Lastly, I look really cute today. I like my outfit.
I can’t post the videos I uploaded to youtube for some reason. This is upsetting because I wanted to show people the donkeys from yesterday! They are super cute.
@cosavuoldire
I, unfortunately, have not seen The Shining and can not create witty comebacks in relation to the film. But, I can say that I now know what to play while my roommate is asleep once I get to college.
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They are going to hate me!
