March 2011
blueoctane asked: Don't be a drag, just be a queen. Or be Lady Gaga.
My favorite drag queen ever: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f97gXEQkmUo/S_GOXeZp-6I/AAAAAAAACfY/PBMNiT-eRhE/s320/Rent+Angel.jpg

If you don't agree...well, smh.
PS Nice bout today =P
PPS Yes you did help with that advice. I thank thee.
Mar 1st
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February 28th, 2011
It marks six months of the single life and it’s funny because it could have marked two years of bliss or maybe something resembling bliss laced in lies and dropped priorities. Who knows; it could have went both ways. Things were different and I can remember today two years ago like the way you can remember your bedroom. Maybe it’s because I was at the exact place two days ago, but I...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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History of the Brain →
Aristotle was a dumb-ass.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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inthewineandblue asked: Hihi! I love you! And also (that accent thing was when you'd say luf, or something like that instead of love.) Anyway! it's ok, be happy. and don't cry, because you're pretty. and pretty people get whatever they want. i've decided this. there is absolutely no point in any of this. ok! oh! wait, i have a phone. omg i can just text you. this is, woah.

also!...
Mar 1st
February 2011
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I'm sort of loving how embarassing I am.
I mean, I’ve just went through some old pictures and I find these things fucking hilarious. There are some cute family pictures but a majority of the album was crazy-times. I make great faces. I could totally pass as a super model too. Sometimes I like to attack my brother. And having your cousin caressing your brother’s face is totally normal… mostly because she...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Some Things Everyone Should Know
Being gated out of the parking garage while your car is still inside at 10:45 at night, despite the fact that the parking garage is supposed to stay open until 11:00 pm, is not very cool. Having a police woman open the gates and then not having to pay the parking price is pretty cool.
Feb 27th
smallbike-deactivated20110315-d asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLEWlax4QEQ&feature=player_embedded
Basically.
Feb 27th
blueoctane asked: Amen sister. I'm letting it go. It's not worth it and I probably overreacted. I always do that :O
And great job today. WHOOOO!
Feb 27th
blueoctane asked: That is a very interesting idea. So probable. However, I regret to inform you that that answer would be marked wrong with a red "x" and a shake of the head from Alex Trebek. Jen is indeed correct. Tis Latin. The word is "kalium"-to be specific. Latin... *shudders* *gives evil eye into the distance*
Also, this is an ask box, right? So there should be a question in here....
Feb 26th
blueoctane asked: Oh do you? But do you know <b> why </b> is "k" the atomic symbol for potassium?

NOTE: I know the HTML won't work, I just put it for effect. Judge away...
Feb 24th
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blueoctane asked: POTASSIUM!
Feb 24th
blueoctane asked: She is indeed a blonde. Ish. She is not privy to the fact that I have an obsession with her. Hurrr. Hmm, well, considering that the competition was yesterday: less than 24 hours ago; and it was quite significant-I believed that you would remember it. (That is an uberlong sentence.) Also, there were 7 other fencers. I believed you would remember her. That is good that you remember. Woo! I sound...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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blueoctane asked: Mmk. So. Remember the competition on Wednesday? (That was a stupid question. Of course you do.) Anyway, do you remember fencing a girl from Gov Liv named Lexi Cassano? I may or may not have a slight obsession with her.
Feb 24th
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Ramachandran
I woke up (15 minutes ago) and my arm was - a phantom  …   limb. N   u   m   b andnearly (inexistent) . and Ramachandran is an amazing neural scientist this is what I can assume from the TV screen and his words laced in an In-di-an A-ccent. he discovered that your brain needs that phantom. and your )hand can become your face( or maybe it’s (your face becoming your hand). ...
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Stuck in a "Lonely" Rut.
It happens every once in a while that I just feel like I’m disposable, forgettable, or down right alone. I like my alone time but I wonder if others are shaken by my absence. I begin to doubt they are, and so I listen to songs about love, longing, or missing a significant other and am unable to paint because I’ve found it too difficult to focus all too much. On a lighter note, I felt...
Feb 23rd
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PUT OWN ON!
Our America with Lisa Ling is about transgendered people tonight.
Feb 23rd
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smallbike-deactivated20110315-d asked: I want your soul? I will eat your soul? I will eat Seoul? I Bangladesh your mum? Yak? Moose? Heroin-induced stupor? Why don't you run so far away? Why don't you kill a kid? Aardvark? Exemption? Exoneration? Manchester? Rochester? Legume? Why are genitalia so taboo?
Feb 23rd
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blueoctane asked: Wear that shirt to fencing tomorrow. We'll shut the lights off in the gym. WE CAN HAVE A RAVE. Fo sho.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
ginko-leaves-deactivated2011052 asked: Would you rather be forced to live with a giraffe or a camel in a one bedroom apartment?
Feb 22nd
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TMI Tuesday - I'm ready! →
I feel weird and can’t decipher what my mind wants to write. So ask me some stuff.
Feb 22nd
smallbike-deactivated20110315-d asked: I'm too lazy to crawl the three feet necessary to reach my phone, but, like, how's Barnes & Noble this Friday late morning/early afternoon sound?
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Great Migrations!
Sperm whale females like to cuddle. Tell me that’s not adorable! I also saw the most beautiful clip of an aged and withered monarch butterfly, the sunset filtering through aged stained glass wings. She looked so broken in flight, the left wing physically snapped, yet so beautiful and imbuing a sort of completeness or wisdom. 
Feb 21st
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smallbike-deactivated20110315-d asked: http://img.youtube.com/vi/midPxAuiFcA/0.jpg
Feb 21st
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chowowowow asked: Oh, are you awake now?! Good morning!
Feb 21st
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I'm currently catching up on sleep but you can... →
Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Sometimes
Sometimes you need to sob under your varsity jacket, listening to music you shouldn’t be listening to because it elicits more tears, snot and salty-water dripping off your nose like mad, while sitting alone curled up on a bus seat.  But sometimes you don’t. Sometimes you need to take a spontaneous pit-stop at Pizza Hut, play Just Dance with someone you love, stay at their house very...
Feb 19th
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“You’ll have your ups, you’ll have your downs, but if you remain the...”
– Living - My brother. I miss him.
Feb 19th
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Wrote Crappy Diary Prose on the Bus; Term Paper...
Words. words. words. The way you moved caught me. I can’t really describe it. I’m not entirely sure what you were doing but it seemed like you were sparring one another. Except you moved like rain. She moved like a frantic chimpanzee. You moved in a way that seemed so right. Her motions were laughable; yours were beautiful. More words that I won’t say because I won’t...
Feb 18th
Anonymous asked: I think I'm in love with you.
Feb 17th
inthewineandblue asked: mmmm, maybe. about the movies i mean. (too lazy to just text you)
Feb 17th
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Remembering Red
I’ve found the punctured skin; the place where a rose thorn met the inner part of my ring finger. It, for some reason or another, brings back memories of a 10 year old self. I had a planter’s wart plastered to the soul of my right foot. I am slightly disturbed by the memory, yet ever-the-more amused. Like Oedipus wielding broaches in purging his eyes I began to stab and...
Feb 16th
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“But, tell me, at least, madam, by what good fortune Clitandre has the happiness...”
– Alceste - The Misanthrope. Why do I want to make a genital/lesbian joke out of this? Maybe it’s the name… Totally the name. Yes.
Feb 16th
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Wrote an essay on Siggy!
When I say Siggy, I mean Sigmund Freud. He was a bit convoluted, but I kind of like his cigar-smoking face. We share some similar standpoints (which is true because these were concepts that I stood by before I ever read any of his work). I feel that he deserves a super slick rap song. I mean: Sex. Cocaine. Cigars. More Sex. Mother-fuckers (Literally!). Bias to the hoes.  A smidge more...
Feb 15th
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Awkward Spontaneous Poetry Written in School.
My hands smell like brains and the room smells like banana burps And I’m not sure why I feel it But I’m anxious, Worried maybe. Embarrassed by the inability Or the improbability And somewhat in my personal belief. I’m mostly foolish. The euphemism is Hopeless Romantic. I’m reading the words over in my head. I can see it in bold. I get lost in it a bit. Lost in...
Feb 15th
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Putting together Christmas presents in Valetine's...
I’m fucking fashionably late. And tacky. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Feb 14th
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I’ve always wanted to take a shower with someone. Not even have sex or anything; just take a shower. Shower sex seems sort of dangerous, anyway. I have enough trouble keeping myself vertical in the shower just by standing. Multitasking in the shower would be a bit too much, wouldn’t it? Heh. Eh. Ok. Enough sex talk. More shower talk. I find the idea of showering with another person...
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th