October 2010
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“Cold hearted as Spiderman throwin’ a spider in the snow… Why am I...”
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September 2010
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The explanation behind this post is the fact that I kind of turned 17 and I kind of had to take my license test.
I got up and it was dark as hell, and then I felt gross because I hate mornings. By 6, I was out the door and in the car with my driving instructor. He took me to the test place and we first practiced my parallel parking and K-turn. Once we’d done that a few times, we waited for...
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I'll be up at 5:30 AM
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“Meowmeowmeow.
The moon jumped over the cow,
And the fork fucked the...”
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Me: food is yummy in the tummy, but not when mixed with rum-y.
Shauna: not when it comes back up though. what does rum even taste like?
Me: jack sparrow.
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TMI Tues-BARFFFFF
One of my biggest fears that I avoid like the plague is vomiting. That’s right; throwing up. It’s not other people throwing up that bothers me (oddly enough, doesn’t really bother me at all) but it’s my own throwing up. (And why in the fuck do we call it “throwing up”? It’s not like my esophagus is throwing my semi-digested food stuff up like “Weeee!...
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I subconciously hope it hurts because that means I was right.
There is a part of me that wants to smash in their smiling faces.
I’ve got rotten sentiment in all the right and wrong places.
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Ask me something or I will threaten you with a... →
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"pantalones es muchos grande 8D"
I speak spanish so well! HURDURDUR.
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Shauna: cut the bitch
Me: ahaha no. I don't cut bitches.
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Raunchy Raunchy Hamlet
In Shakespeare’s time, “nothing” (or “0”) was slang for the vagina.
Guess who is going to be using the word “nothing” at conveniently inappropriate times?
Got to love inside jokes for yourself.
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“There were no screams. There was no time.
The mountain called Monkey had...”
– Fire Coming Out Of A Monkey’s Head - Gorillaz
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Be Brave, Followers.
I know how intimidating and frightening it is to put a question in my ask box. Or, hey, just say something fun or embarrassing or interesting!
Have any problems? Say hello to Dr. Phyllis (yes, that would be the name I’m given by my cousin who likes to use me as their therapist). Yesterday your dog died? I’ll give you Eminem music! Dolfins sleep with one eye open? Hey, I already knew...
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I Can't Help But Question
I sometimes wonder why I’m not more likable. Could it be my personality, my looks, my voice, my way of doing things? I’ve no clue, but it bothers me because I think I’m a pretty decent person if you get to know me.
I don’t have many friends, but the few I do have I care for dearly. I’m very selfless and I will put you before myself. I’ll be there to talk or...
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A Mess.
That’s what my family is right about now. We’ve always had drama, but it seems like it’s all coming down on us now.
The first thing I’d like to mention is my poor little cousin, Josephine, who had a brain tumor. It’s cancer. I don’t know what to do or think right now. The family is so frightened by this, and my mom said it the other night, “This family...
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Mornings
An old poem written a few months ago. I never really got to write type it out, so it only remains on index cards written in sharpie. Well, until now of course.
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“Bartleby in a singularly mild, firm voice, replied, “I would prefer not to.”
– I kind of wish that I could say this as a response for whenever people ask me to do something. That’s Bartleby’s thing anyway, and it happens to work in a sort of mind-fuck-manipulative way. Love it.
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The Smell of Purell On My Hands
I went to see my little cousin in the hospital today. The brain tumor was removed on monday but they couldn’t get everything out because it went too deep in the brain. Hopefully by tomorrow, the test results will be back to let us know what kind of tumor it is. She will have to go through some treatment to get rid of whats left, possibly chemo or radiation therapy.
When I went to see...
kelsey-welsey asked: Okay thanks. I guess I'll just have to wait and see then cause I'm doing all the photography for my club as wel.
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“Gas! Gas! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling.”
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Triple Dip
I found a way to incorporate my British Literature class from last year and my AP Art History class from last year into my Religion paper this year. I’m glad that I got to do this because I loved both of those classes.
My religion class for the first quarter is “Death and Dying”, so my assignment was to write a short paper on a book, poem, painting, sculpture, or song that was...
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Awk-word;
A word that is, well, awkward.
Aren’t I clever? Can you think of any awk-words?
kelsey-welsey asked: Thanks. So if I go to a tournament with my club, but not fence would they let be like with my club and other people who are actually competing? Or would I have to go sit in the stands or something. Would I have to pay to get in even though I wasn't entered in any of the weapons?
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“She will persuade him yet,” because Homer himself had remarked—he liked...”
– So Homer Barron is gay? I didn’t know that.
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Dean of Students Wants to Kill Me!
From judging the title, you know where this post is headed…
Yeh. Well today was the first play rehearsals for our school’s fall drama. I’ve been doing the plays for the past three years so I assumed I had a good idea of what I was getting myself into. I was wrong. I’d believed my tryout was good and, since I got a call...
kelsey-welsey asked: Well at least you have some competitions then which is good. The coach of the club I'm in says I'll be ready for a novice tournament in a few months which is exciting for me. Do you know about askfred.net?
kelsey-welsey asked: Yeah the people I fence with say I'm quick. Do you go to a lot of tournaments?
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My mother just attempted a music rendition of “They Rapin’ Everybody” at dinner. OK then…
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My little cousin was just diagnosed with a brain tumor and is in the hospital. I’m so scared for her because I’m not certain of the extent of the tumor. For the past year, she’s had strange symptoms of sickness like throwing up and anxiety and headaches. She’s only seven and they weren’t sure why she kept getting sick, but I guess this is what it was.
So a general...
