December 2010
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A Bit Of TMI
It’s Tuesday, yes? So why not give a little too much information about myself.
Look at this mandible. Isn’t the angle awesome? Anyway, where I’m going with this picture has to do with my own jaw.
My jaw cracks. All the time. I’ve gotten into a habit of popping the left side every once in a while. It’s sort of like nail biting or people that crack their knuckles. I...
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November 2010
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I had a really odd dream last night. It really wasn’t last night. It was after I woke up at 4ish and went back to sleep about a half hour later. In the dream, there were these giant waves pounding at the shore and they were getting dangerous. Soon, there were people brought to put up these big wall barriers to keep the waves from killing us or hurting us but the waves kept knocking over the...
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I GOT MY 30!
and I got a perfect score on the ACT English section as well. CHA CHING!
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I just got bombarded by an Axe body wash commercial about cleaning one’s balls or ball sack. But not the anatomical kind. But still. Sheesh.
dinner with the uncles. my parents went to god knows where so yeh.
that is all.
smallbike-deactivated20110315-d asked: (So, I was eating, and I was reading Brave New World earlier, and I was thinking that in an ideal world, there would be endless sorrow, sorrow everywhere, gut-wrenching sorrow pouring out of people's ears and belly buttons. Sorrow, anger, and fear. They'd be bubbling out of people's eyeballs and under their fingernails, and, in some places, they would start to fester, and there...
sleepers981-deactivated20120103 asked: whats the best thing in life, as of today?
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Picking really awkward aim icons of parts of my body is really fun. I’m way too entertained by it.
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BOTHER ME →
Bother me with all your might! Or, enlighten me. I’m up for whatever you have to throw at me.
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Come Backs
Felicia: (jokingly pushing me into my closet) Get in the closet!
Me: Noooo I don't want to be in there again!
Felicia: (pushing) Get back in there!
Me: I don't want to be in the closet anymore!
Felicia: (realizing deeper meaning) Awwww (hug)
Me: hah I totally get it. (hug back)
Felicia: (push in closet)
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Have you ever had that sound when you blink and it’s like there is an air bubble or something under your eyelid and - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST it’s rather annoying!!!!! MOTHER FUCKERRRRRR!
Yeh, I’m probably alone on that. Excuse my sailor’s mouth.
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I found out recently that this old friend of mine that I’m no longer friends with and don’t particularly even talk to anymore is getting a nose job. I mean, what?!
OK, if I wanted to get any sort of plastic surgery (which I don’t; I’m sexy. jk… jk really hard) I’d rather have my parents reassure me that I was beautiful just the way I am.
Why do you need a...
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Mike and Bryan at it Again!? →
This should be interesting.
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I am Broken.
But not shattered.
Not yet. Fuck. Just fuck. Because I don’t know what to do. I just have this terrible disgusted and angered and also a bit jaded feeling from feeling like this again and again and again. I need to not give a shit anymore. Come on! Just fucking stop caring! Clearly, they don’t. They stopped caring a long long time ago, about everything. And me; I’m the only one...
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Anonymous asked: favorite memory from this year?
Anonymous asked: sooo....thoughts on jeanne?
Anonymous asked: biggest regret?
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I like questions. →
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I spent at least five minutes of my shower blowing bubbles. It was really fun and I kept giggling and smiling and being amazed by my bubble-making skills. Thank goodness no one saw or heard me.
I got my hands all soapy and used my index finger and thumb to make a little circle. Inside was a little membrane of soap-water ready to be turned into a bubble. All I had to do was blow and out came a...
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“Yes yes yes, there it was. Youth must go, ah yes. But youth is only being in a...”
– A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
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Wow, I Did That Rather Quickly.
Got my thesis. Feeling BOSS!
Holden Caulfield, the anti-hero and protagonist of J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher in the Rye, is evidently influenced by the growing interest in psychoanalysis that occurred in 1950s America. The complexity of his thoughts, actions, and the relationship between the two make Holden an ideal case-study for the type of mental research occurring at the time of the...
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My hands smell like potatoes. I still have no thesis, which is due tomorrow.
But I did get a 94 on my Bones test for Anatomy.
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TERM PAPER THESIS!
I’m going to lose my mind if I can’t figure one out by tomorrow!
HOLDEN! GIVE ME A SIGN!
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All I Wanted Was Fruit Gummies!
So I got off my lazy ass and got some.
Oh, I’m good.
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inthewineandblue asked: Get your foot out of your mouth. Or your mouth off your foot. It's really hard to understand you when there's a piece of your body stuck in your face. :D
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Just Saw "127 Hours"
James Franco. Yeowch!
Well, also “yeowch” because (SSSSSSSSSSSSPOILER ALERT______________________) he cut his friggin’ arm off! But despite that, I love him as an actor and all.
There was a part in the movie where he is stuck and it’s already been a few days and he starts to think to himself “This rock has been waiting for me my entire life. I’ve been living...
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The "Ideal" Body Type
I love curves. I know it sounds really snarky coming from someone that is stick thin and has nothing resembling a curve, but I think that they are the most beautiful thing. The female body has always been favored in my eyes, even before I realized my bisexuality. I have always had a curiosity with its shape, its silhouette, its undulating elements. I’ve really got to stop describing the body...
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“You’re wrong as the deuce
And you shouldn’t rejoice
If you’re calling him...”
– Alexander Liang
I’ve been having a bit of a Dr. Seuss thing as of lately. Apparently, for all these years, we’ve been pronouncing his name incorrectly. Seuss should rhyme with “voice” and not with “loose”.
So, be ready for your mind to be BLOWN! Because all...
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My brother is home from college for a week and I find it funny that the first thing he wanted to do was see Harry Potter with me. Well, actually the first thing he wanted was pizza because he missed it while he was away. But, regardless of the pizza, he wanted to see Harry Potter with me! His little sister! I find that adorable.
The movie was really amazing. I thought it was awesome how such a...
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“One day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon...”
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WatchHoly shit. It’s afraidofme. Dancing. For anatomy. To “Yolanda Be Cool”.
Quality. Embarrassing, but quality.
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“Augusten, do you struggle for the words? Does the right way to put it sometimes...”
smallbike-deactivated20110315-d asked: How old were you when you first
1. killed a man?
2. ate kibble?
3. learned about the Holocaust?
4. met someone who immediately commanded your respect and adoration?
5. bled?
1. killed a man?
2. ate kibble?
3. learned about the Holocaust?
4. met someone who immediately commanded your respect and adoration?
5. bled?
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Sometimes I Feel Like Pulling A "Lester Burnham".
Got a problem with that?
Anonymous asked: y dun u get back togehter with ur gf
