February 2012
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Bosch, Butts, and The Garden of Earthly Delights.
Most of you that have some familiarity with art history or art of the Renaissance may recognize the name Hieronymus Bosch, or at least his famous altarpiece The Garden of Earthly Delights. Bosch very convincingly put the “trip” in triptych, creating a fantasy world of unabashed nudity, fanciful topography, carefree abundance, as well as gruesome torture and terror. But butts. Bosch...
December 2011
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Christmas Things
I felt like keeping a little log of some of the gifts that I received this holiday.
Shauna bought me Grinch pajama pants, and a Scranton shirt. Now I can represent her school.
And my dad bought me a hat with a JHU logo on it, so I can represent my own school.
My parents also bought me a Kindle Fire, which still remains in the plastic it was packed in. I’ve also purchased books of...
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I’ve been home for a week. Well, come tomorrow it will be a week.
I feel like it has gone so fast and I’m becoming very anxious about how I’m going to schedule my remaining two weeks before I need to go back to school for three weeks of fencing. Yes. Three weeks consisting only of fencing. No classes. No clubs. No assignments. Just fencing; five days a week, six hours a day.
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“You know what is the best part about no one being here? I can pull down my...”
– Nicely said, dude from my hallway. Nicely said.
(p.s. I’m still here, but I leave for home tomorrow.)
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The things I did to my girlfriend.
It started with a bra and some Skippy peanut butter…
And then all hell broke loose.
Aww man, the things I can get away with while Jackie is a computer. While she is my computer girlfriend. She get’s all the underwear and peanut butter.
But sadly, none of the cuddles. That is what pen and paper are for.
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I can’t deal with people asking me for my notes or to study with me so they can pretty much use me for my notes.
This one guy keeps asking me and I keep trying to dodge it. In high school, there were so many times where people used me for my notes or homework or study guides and I generally didn’t say no to anyone. But now I’m all “Dude. I went to these classes. I took...
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Tumblin at 3:30 in the morning. Can’t wait for awesome sleepy time and also now, like always, seems like a good time for cuddles. I can’t wait to go home and grab Jackie’s face and kiss her and look at her and then squeeze her. Then I can breathe her in and let my fingers get lost in her hair. Gdjjvfdjhfshidv I’m so excited!
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I just imaged that I smelled my friend Lois. I haven’t seen her in quite some time, but I really thought I caught a hint of her scent at least in my mind. She always smelt a bit like kimchi and flowery body spray and yet a smell of neutral substance when you left the first two parts out.
Lois is a funny girl, really. And it’s funny how we managed to be friends in the first place and...
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cosavuoldire replied to your post: Don’t I look nice?
YOU HAVE LOVELY EYES
THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH, MY DEAR!
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Don't I look nice?
Aren’t I the sweetest thing ever?
THINK AGAIN!
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Anonymous asked: On your latest GPOY: 1. You are the most jacked. 2. And you make my butt wiggle. 3. And would this not make the kick-ass-est painting ever? 4. Except I don't even know what I'd do with it if I made one. 5. Other than, like. 6. Stare at it. 7. Or some shit. 8. Wouldn't it be really weird if I made a picture of you half-naked and then sold it? 9. There are not many things that give me...
The acid rain began falling upon us all, stretched across the beaches or strolling the quaint streets of the seaside town. It was sudden and poured in painfull droplets on the bare skin of the civilians. We scrambled for the wooden stairs scaling the dunes, screaming. We were all accumulating burns across ouur shoulder snd arms, erasing the fleckles bred by the sun’s rays. And we ran and...
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November 2011
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Black Politics are so goddamn confusing in...
My professor for African American history ended our last lecture today by saying that he has no idea where black politics are heading in the U.S. nor does he really have any clue in which direction it should head.
And I’m not really sure either, because you have leftist radical activists that work on race based issues up-front and then there is a more modern conservative perspective that...
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Leaf blower welcomed me through the sunshine window this morning. Persistent for some time and droning, lulling me to remain in the sheets. I sat at the desk, watched as the leaves floated up instead of spiraling down. Currents rising, wind shaking the green and blue post-it notes on the varnished wood above my brow. Slick brick floor, misty rain. Caution tape wrapped around the fence, flagging....
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Anonymous asked: (Part 3) Also, the way you smell makes me think of the words "dappled" and "brindled" or pretty much the sound of that entire poem. It's all fresh and angular and awake. It's kind of warm, but warm in the way that's like cuddling with you in your brother's cashmere sweater with the hole in it in your car at two in the morning in the middle of winter....
Anonymous asked: (Part 2) But your voice and manner and general dearth of impetuousness suggest otherwise; and, besides, I suppose we've held hands too many times for me to remain so deluded.
Anonymous asked: (Part 1) It's more like everything about you on the outside the way your eyes always change colour or your hips and general everything are asymmetrical or when you blush mostly only your cheeks are affected or you have got freckles and other curious little marks to count and to kiss like your clavicle that you said sticks out a bit at one end. I might expect your body to warp and evanesce...
Anonymous asked: (Also, it was Pied Beauty by Gerard Manley Hopkins.)
Anonymous asked: If I could time travel, I would probably send the post of Friday night you to 22nd of June you. Probably.
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Holy shit I am so hot right now! I’m sweating all over the place and it’s November. Disowdjhduezk I can’t sleep like this.
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"Just realized I didn't know how to spell...
Ludacris Speed.
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Daily Routine
I thought that I’d compilate (which is almost like the word “compile” but more fun) a list of fitness activities I do everyday. This is a rough estimate based off of my fencing practices during the week. Also, my shins have been giving me some trouble for a good two months now and I’ve been unable to run or do stadiums. So there will be a lot of biking/elliptical in place...
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The First Thing I Did Once Returning Home:
Get McDonalds after going months without it.
SO GOOD TO BAD YUM MY STOMACH WILL DEFINITELY HATE ME FOR ALL ETERNITY.
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Woops...
Just started listening to Hello Sadness. This may or may not be the 7th or so listen of the album…
Well, at least I’m writing my cognitive neuropsychology homework assignment right now to sort of distract me. Or it’s the other way around.
holameow replied to your photo: News Flash: My hairs are getting long.
OMG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD cannot wait to straighten that
Ahaha yes! It would look super long.
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