Oh my god I am watching the old lady next door and there was this show about this couple but the guy was quadriplegic and the woman wanted to marry him and at first he was all “Oh but I’m paralyzed. I can’t be a good husband or father” but then he started to warm up to the idea but THEN they got into a car accident and he realized that being paralyzed meant he couldn’t help her. And she was fine...
Overdid the squats yesterday. Yoga is not going to be fun. Ow.
I’ve been told I have conventional beauty. I don’t know what that means to me. Or what it means about me. But I don’t think it matters, and I don’t think I care.
Winner winner second dinner
And now begins my social anxiety of being home and feeling like nobody around me cares that I’m back. Except my parents. But also knowing it is my own damn fault for being a really bad communicator with “friends”. Doubting my ability to connect with them again. Also I’m still in bed and it is 1:20.
Jackie. I’m going to ignore that you did that.
So, since it's Fetish Friday
nsfweezy: Send me a fetish and I’ll answer No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW | Huh. Why not?
My dad just put the volume up because Big Balls by AC/DC started playing on the radio.
interimjawnpiece replied to your post: I keep referring to Charlemagne as Char Char in my… charlemagne? more like charlemagnder. More like Mommy Charlemagne. edit: Jackie I made a joke about your grandmother laugh already
Also, I was walking past the sculpture garden today after my exam and I noticed there was a new sculpture and under my breath I sort of said, in this very sweet voice, “Awww. A new baby in the garden.” Guys. I’m calling large scale metal sculptures “babies”. Guys. I’m talking to myself and saying awkward things in public spaces.
I keep referring to Charlemagne as Char Char in my middle ages class notes. It’s like me and Charlemagne are really close and I make embarrassing nicknames for him.
I’m going to get a med campus ID badge! That excites me for some reason haha Art History major working at Johns Hopkins Medical Institute~ *HOLLAH*
Oh I read by notes once does that count as studying?
Also I just ate half a bag of baby carrots and now I’m going to eat a carrot cake Cliff Bar.
I used the rest of my dining dollars to by granola and Cliff Bars. That is $130 of granola and Cliff Bars, mind you.
A Baroque Drinking Game
wtfarthistory: Workshop of Joachim Fries, Automaton with Diana on a Stag, ca. 1620-35, gilded silver. The Walters Art Museum, Baltimore Step 1: Gather friends for a party. Step 2: Remove the stag’s head. Step 3: Pour wine into the sculpture. Step 4: Wind up the sculpture (using keyhole in the base). Step 5: Send the automaton wheeling across the table until it stops in front of a guest. ...
I say “I might not see you again”[[MORE]] I say “I might not see you again” but I mean “You blew it when you had the chance See you in the spring” And I couldn’t tell you how fierce the fluttering was of the those damn powdery wings in my belly Standing beside you in that smokey bar in that sweaty crowd I couldn’t tell you it took me an...
OH NO THE CON OH NO THE CRYING TEGAN SARA WHY
THE LORD HAS MERCY My paper due tomorrow that I haven’t started writing is 8-10 pages, not 10-12. IT’S THE LITTLE THINGS, LIKE 2 PAGES
[[MORE]]I asked if I could hold his hand and he denied. He denied to hold my hand and denied me a simple pleasure that took me an hour to ask for. That was our last chance, and he denied us it. “Friends”
I found my thumbdrive from my sophomore year of high school. There are a lot of things on there that I forgot about, like my art and AIM conversations and writing. I sometimes can’t believe that I’m 19, that I was 15 then, that I was THAT kid at some point. I really was a kid. It’s weird.
Why does my computer always die RIGHT before I go to plug it in? RIGHT BEFORE.
architecture is not regarded as an art because it is functional and falls into...– I am so good at what I do.
I am food drunk sober.
interimjawnpiece replied to your video: The Smiths - I Know It’s Over (My uncle sent me… IS THIS UNCLE MATT??? Is that even a question?
In my desperate search for work over the summer I may be working at the Department of Art as Applied to Medicine as an archivist. But that’s because me and the director head are like buddies. Lesson: networking WORKS
HAHA I GOT A B IN ITALIAN THANK GOD
oh my god no no no i just realized that i did that stereotypical girl thing where the girl curls up on the cough and watches tv and eats ice cream because of a boy. mind you, i pretty much watched the entire first season of Face-Off and the ice cream was Haagen-Dazs butter pecan i moped like a champ.
I bought over three pounds of nuts yesterday. No joke. There are two paper bags filled with nuts.